JABOG 2010 (39 images)
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Quotes
1. All he’ll do is spit on it.
2. The event happens in one hour and 27 minutes.
3. It’s like the ride at Disneyland.
4. Yeah, blame it on the dog.
5. Tell him to keep the noise down, we’re trying to have a meaningful conversation over here.
6. It’s like meals on wheels.
7. Let us know when he’s done so we can inspect his work.
8. This guy was a brain surgeon.
9. I’d like to help you out, if you’d just show me the way you came in.
10. He’s high enough and far enough for you to have a gin and tonic.
11. I had to do something, I felt like I was starting to lose weight.
12. I felt like I should be jumping out of a cake.
13. Cockpits are yoga for the mind.
14. I can only put two of them in my mouth at one time.
15. When you’re in that plane, you do a lot of praying.
16. She’s been running from the mob ever since.
17. What’s the max gross on your plane again?
18. Red wine and chocolate. That’s what civilization was built on.
19. Just trying to keep the stink down.
20. It flies flat – sometimes uphill.
21. It’s the only advantage to being married.
22. Dad called – he landed out.
23. Your crew will be on his way as soon as he finishes his beer.
24. I’m not worried, I’m just wondering.
25. We’re going to put a cone hat on him and put him in a corner.
26. I’m very comfortable with my testosterone level.
27. He’s the Tiger Woods of penny finders.
28. The dog really likes me…I guess I’d better shower tonight.
29. Can we all just sit here for three minutes in silence?
30. Party Bus Party Bus Road Trip Road Trip!
31. What happens in Tonopah stays on Facebook.
32. I’m not flying tomorrow, I’m spending all day in bed.
33. Is this an adult card?
34. I thought that was the picnic table at Jean.
35. I have a lot of skirts, but none of them is a kilt.
36. B---- was so low he was blowing stoplights in Eureka.
37. No matter what I did, I stayed at 8000.
38. Hopefully, that’s Tonopah.
39. It was an F- something.
40. For the record, my new wife can cook.
41. HV is standing on the ramp at the airport.
42. Is there another world?
43. “That SOB Jim” said Dave
44. That should be a JABOG rule.
45. Tequila for strength, tequila for courage.
46. The reason people in Manhattan are so friendly? They’re cannibals.
47. Look at all the carnage.
48. Who’s sitting at the head? Me, in a few minutes.
49. I think it starts with “I’ll break your kneecaps if….”
50. He’s obviously dumb.
51. It’s so smooth, I couldn’t even feel it.
52. I didn’t have the same face in the first picture.
53. There’s a herd of attack Chihuahuas there.
54. She’s got a spoon in her hand and she’s thinking.
55. And then the aliens come….
56. Greg’s a thermal magnet.
57. Did you bring them with you?
58. The flying is great and the hotel staff is very accommodating.
59. What’s that Freedom’s eating?
60. You’re going to be fun tonight, aren’t you?
61. That was for special effects.
62. Someone at work asked if glider pilots wear thermal underwear.
63. I have to get my sugar high first.
64. I acted stupid… It’s a natural skill.
65. What is F=ma if ma is +(delta)ma?
66. It’s really close to us, that’s why it looks so far away.
67. I suffer from ODD.
68. Some people are comfortable with their ankle behind their neck.
69. It’s as plain as the nose on your face.
70. We’ll be on Letterman doing stupid human quotes.
71. Fire poking is an art.
72. I’m going to pull Peggy back up the hill.
73. The males are usually prettier.
74. It’s a shame about your legs and feet.
75. Is that why you have so many evil thoughts? Because you haven’t taken your medicine?
76. No dog left behind.
77. When you’re out walking, you should always carry a pork chop.
78. We’ll all be warped, more than we are now.
79. Use a pink yaw string?? Everyone will laugh you off the field.
80. I use barbed wire for a yaw string.
81. I couldn’t afford the entry fee.
82. I couldn’t afford the instrument panel.
83. Don’t get sucked in to the dark side.
84. I give his landing a 10 for luck.
85. We have to have Kleenex… Old people are in this organization.
86. He went from “that’s my glider?” to “that’s MY glider!”
87. There’s always a price to pay.
88. Drive-by clowning.
89. It’s like penicillin in a bottle.
90. I’ve been married so long, I just do what the sign says.
91. I saw the look on your lips.
92. That’s just too damn bad.
93. We ‘emptied’ the place.
94. Aren’t you supposed to dance when you do that?
95. We came here for star-gazing, and there’s the star.
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