JABOG 2009
Just A Bunch of Gliders in Tonopah
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Quotes
1. We are no longer in a ‘quote free zone’.
2. We need to keep a list.
3. As long as she was buying and not selling, it’s OK.
4. I was so drunk, I can’t remember.
5. Oh wait, I’m saving that penny.
6. He got altitude sickness from standing in the back of his pickup.
7. I’m all geeked out and ready to fly.
8. “I have a spoiled wife, I don’t need spoiled food.” “Does Linda know about her?”
9. Don’t kiss, don’t tell.
10. I’m parked ‘way down there. I’ll probably have to stop for gas before I get to the runway.
11. Good place for them…a couple of clowns.
12. He’s not much for sweets…except for me.
13. Is that where all this wind came from? The hangar?
14. We’ll fix that when we need to.
15. I’m going to wait out the wind.
16. Quick! Land now!
17. That’s bad technique.
18. Nobody eats until the cook eats.
19. I don’t need to wash my hands, that’s too civilized.
20. Those are the Alpha shrimp.
21. Jim tried to kill me twice to get it.
22. They weren’t girls, they were grills.
23. Now I know why it took so long for you to get the rope over the branch.
24. He’s an apprentice clown.
25. He’s an airfilterholderwelder.
26. What is he…like stupid?
27. The clowns chose wisely.
28. That’s why he’s in the bad chair.
29. My five tows yesterday weren’t too bad.
30. Who finished you?
31. They’re XX Large… They may not fit you.
32. It’s the damn world’s fault.
33. What a great antenna!
34. She likes a nice hot meal once in awhile.
35. He won’t follow Greg.
36. I did it when I was young and the roots were still strong.
37. Keep those margaritas coming.
38. Not one chapter on what to do if you pee all over your face.
39. Can’t you see I’m drunk here?
40. The UFOs are coming. That’s why they’re bringing up the big guns.
41. I will, I will, I’ll do it, I’ll do it.
42. I’m sucking oxygen but I don’t think it’s getting there.
43. I rarely let that force loose.
44. When I’m hammered I don’t spel rel wel.
45. Are you cross-controlled in your ears?
46. Have you ever seen an ostrich on fire?
47. I’ve never seen a sheep on fire either.
48. Jim is our new Badge Lady.
49. Tall people in the back…Tracy, step forward.
50. Jim got lei’d in Tonopah.
51. Where did you learn how to walk?
52. I’ve been picking up the ground all evening.
53. Those guys just don’t know what to do with it.
54. Did something fall off?
55. Oh oh – we’re going to start geeking.
56. The brain freeze express is here.
57. I don’t know how to sit upright.
58. ‘Should we sue?’ ‘Nah, it won’t make any difference’.
59. I’m up in the daylight every day.
60. Real chicken. How’s it taste?
61. I think he has legs.
62. He’s a knuckle-headed slim-hipped shedder.
63. Philosophers ask themselves that every day.
64. I’m only a school teacher. I don’t know what you want from this deal.
65. We’re waiting on Golden Boy.
66. It doesn’t burn, it just smolders.
67. Sometimes he has a warped sense of humor.
68. I hit some stunning sink.
69. It’s a no-brainer – go for the bartender.
70. I had so much slack rope today, I thought I was going in the other direction.
71. My plane does OK, but I’m screaming at 65.
72. There were lots of welfare clouds. They were expecting a check, but they weren’t working.
73. They’re young…they’ll figure it out.
74. This is ridiculous – where is sink when you need it?
75. My advice to you is…drink heavily.
76. Never give up – unless, of course, it’s time to give up.
77. Good brakes. Really good brakes.
78. It’s only wrong if people are watching.
79. Give me your dead face.
80. You bought the whole menu???
81. I’ll include a Slap-Chop. SLAP! CHOP! But wait, there’s more!
82. We’re in the eye of the storm.
83. That’s our mission – Get Bill drunk.
84. I’m very good.
85. There is nothing in between Reno and Vegas.
86. I have all the essentials – Gin, tonic, salsa, chips, and cheese.
87. That’s the thing about xxxxx – She’s a spot of sunshine.
88. You’re going to get it, whether you need it or not.
89. I went from one bad cloud to the next bad cloud.
90. I’m going to put a kick stand on my glider.
91. Next time we should order from the kid’s menu.
92. They’re going elk hunting?
93. I close my eyes while driving.
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