Tonopah 2005
Quotes

The SparrowHawk is so small. Sometimes it acts like a cicada.

I'm thinking of getting a glider. So while Charlie's up in his, I can sit in mine.

I'll use my teeth as a tool.

Point the bird somewhere else.

It provides RV protection.

I don't think a hat will protect you from an RV.

I'm sure he'd like to see a good landing.

He'd be girlfriend to the coyotes first.

The sports book is open.

We call him Uranium - sometimes he's pretty dense.

He can sit right there and look dumb.

Presentation is everything.

If ice cream is offered, take it.

Rita's here! and Jim.

It was sucky cloud suck.

You know you have a bad cloud when it doesn't suck.

I roll out, finish dumping the water, and then dump MY water.

Who were the Minden magpies on 123.3?

He was paying for the tow, so....

Food is attacking the dog.

Ground level is about the lowest you want to go.

When I heard all you guys not seeing each other, I decided not to go there.

We had a water spout down on the dry lake today.

Should I find somewhere to sit, because YOU'RE uncomfortable?

Just keep cranking the McCready down.

I can provide some of the questionable mathematics.

We're all Mrs. Hanks at Scolari's.

Mother Magnolia - The Steel Nun

I keep seeing SpongeBob TrianglePants.

You guys know better than to leave me in charge.

It's better to die than to look bad.

ALL the chairs are musical.

Damn Peggy, you're better than the dog.

It's a buggerfly.

I think you should untangle your tail.

I think I slept with a scorpion last night. It was smoking a cigarette when I got up.

Timing is...Everything.

He couldn't come up because his Mom wouldn't let him.

I'm going to get a plastic of wine.

He's a good guy. He likes to buy people dinner.

I had a cranial gluteal inversion today.

The thermals are blowing flat.

She's taking my title.

I'm glad it's you and I'M not a dumba**.

"I've never had my own private check before." "I thought that's what Shad was."

Here's a prisoner trying to escape....No, that's Ramy.

Dog is my co-pilot.

I want my training wheels off.

I wasn't paying attention, otherwise I would have had that.

We have enough chairs. One per butt will do it.

More air and less flies.

They're a different kind of people...Cloud people.

You've been around Boggs too long.

As the beacon turns....

It's an alien VOR.

"I've got his chair!" "I've got his glider!"

You're our tow pilot, I'll believe anything you say.

Wack Wack, Wack Wack, release.

Frank what's his face, my very best friend in the whole world.

The night the lights went out in Lone Pine.

There are only so many gurneys in Tonopah.

It caught me with my mouth open.

I don't hear any blinking lights.

You've got a pretty good internal clock. Too bad it doesn't start until 9 am.

They don't have running lights.

Can you smell the mountain?

Where are they going to find a brain in Tonopah?

Please let that say "ambulance".

Thank you ladies and gentlemen. That concludes our show for this evening.

I've got lubricants up the wazoo.

I cheated death again.

Shad is driving without a windshield - That's really cheating death.

I think I'll go play with the black widow.

Things were shaking so bad I just closed my eyes.

I felt like a 1-26er.

I can't believe how optimistic I get in a cockpit.

I was honorable ballast.